Not My Favorite Breakfast Experience
There is almost nothing in the universe more grotesque than spoiled dairy products. This morning, my attempt to have a bowl of Cheerios was thwarted when I opened the fridge to find...chunky milk.
That's right folks, the Sumner House fridge is broken! Lots of things are sitting in there, slowly becoming rancid -- so tonight our sacred No Fly Zone time might end up being a good old fashioned session of "Plug Your Nose, Avert Your Eyes and Drop It in the Garbage."
I'm happy to report that our landlord is responsive and responsible, and there will be a Sears representative at our house within the next 24 hours to repair the fridge.
But...sadly, it's too late for the milk.
posted by Sarah @ 3:00 PM
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What? End of the road??? Today's spoiled milk is tomorrow's cottage cheese!
Wimps!
:)
I had something witty to say, but Bob stole my line :(
Mmmm... cottage cheese
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"There is almost nothing in the universe more grotesque than spoiled dairy products" I think spoiled meat takes the cake. After a beach BBQ party back in college, someone left a cooler in the trunk of my car and I didn't know about it. After a week in the hot summer sun of Michigan, the smell of death permeated my car. I couldn't get rid of the smell; it just kept getting worse by the day. I looked under every floormat and seat, thinking a rodent had gotten into my car and died. Then one day I opened up the trunk and nearly gagged from the smell. There was no dead body to be found, but there were a number of green hamburger patties in the bottom of the cooler! Want fries with that?
Anyway, Sarah, chunky milk won't actually hurt you. In fact, it's kind of novel...like bubble tea. You should stop being so picky. Consider it a delicacy!
p.s. Hope the Sears man gets it fixed before I move in! Not that I have a problem with chunky milk or anything...
I like it when it's chunky. It's spreadable and edible.
Hmmm...I'm not sure whose story wins the disgusting battle--Sarah's or Chad's. It's a close one. Sadly, I don't really have any great comments or stories to add, I'm just agreeing that spoiled food is revolting. I'm a little OC with my frige for this very reason.
I just ate 3 year old Laughing Cow and it was fine.
This one time a cat decided to die outside my window when it had been 100 degrees every day for a week. That was horrible.
That last one was shelley, not sarah. Woops.
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