Urban camping attempt
So this weekend I learned a valuable lesson about the differences between camping and sleeping in your backyard.
On Saturday night, it was so durned hot in the uppy-upstairs of our house, that I feared I wouldn't get much sleep. In the midst of our tooth-brushing, I ventured to Glad, "I almost want to sleep outside." Never one to miss a chance to commune with nature, Glad didn't skip a beat. "Let's do it," she said, and we clomped down the stairs to the basement and gathered up an armload of sleeping bags and blankets. Minutes later we were settled in the grass under the giant dogwood tree, mumbling the last few strains of conversation before we drifted off to blissful slumber.
Almost.
See the thing is, we don't live in the wilderness, or on a farm in the country. We live on the corner of NE 29th and Sumner, and there are all kinds of interesting diversions to be distracted by at approximately 1:30 am...like regular bus service along 30th Street, very jolly and very awake neighbors making their way home along the sidewalk, street lights, sirens, and of course buzzing insects looking to take up residence in my nostrils, ears and hair.
Within about five minutes, I had become convinced that the aforementioned insects were in fact crawling all over me, gnawing at my flesh and laying a kazillion eggs in my sleeping bag. If you've ever experienced it, you know that it's very difficult (if not impossible) to shake the feeling of bug invasion, once it has begun.
Of course Nature Girl herself, Ms. McGladrey, slumbered peacefully through my miserable experience -- until finally at 2:36 am, I threw in the towel. I nudged my sweet compatriot and grudgingly admitted that the outdoor sleeping adventure just wasn't working for me...and together we bundled up our sleeping bags and stumbled back inside.
Somehow, even in the midst of my muggy uppy-upstairs room, I managed to fall asleep in my bug-free bed for several uninterrupted hours.
Next weekend, I'm going CAMPING. In a tent.

